Ted: This is awful. My- My tenth session is next week. I'm gonna ask her out, and she's gonna say the most demoralizing syllable in the English language, "no". You know what? Just forget it. I'm not even gonna ask her.
Lily: No, you have to. She likes you. She said so herself. [clearing throat] I mean...
Ted: Oh, my God, you went and saw her, too.
Lily: I swear to you, I did not.
[flashback to Marshall in Stella's office:]
Marshall: My wife's always getting on me about my dry elbows. So good to be in a relationship. Anyone special in your life? Or maybe just someone you're interested in? Interes-ted in?
Stella: You know, we should really get this mole checked out. It's just a little irregular.
Marshall: [inner monologue] Irregular? Oh, my God. This is it. It's all over.
Stella: One of my patients has this little butterfly tattoo at the bottom of his back.
Marshall: Can you stop talking about your other patients?! I'm dying here, woman!