Robin: Lily, you're a kindergarten teacher?
Lily: Yeah.
Future Ted: [v.o.] Cause Robin was about to ask Lily the one question...
Robin: And you make a kindergarten teacher's salary, right?
Lily: Yeah.
Future Ted: That Lily had been dreading for years.
Robin: Well, how do you afford all of these expensive clothes?
Lily: I shop the sales. [chuckles] There were in the closet when we moved in. I steal. I'm a criminal. I once shot a man just to watch him die.
Robin: Lily?
Lily: Oh, okay.
Future Ted: [v.o.] That's when Lily showed Robin her box of shame.
Robin: Lily, this is nuts. How many credit cards do you have?
Lily: I don't know.
Robin: Well, how much do you owe?
Lily: I don't know!