Tim Quote #2398
Quote from Tim in Totally Tool Time
Wilson: Now, Tim, as you climb, make sure your hands and your toes are securely on your holes. And propel yourself upwards by using your legs thusly. OK, now I'm gonna take up the slack here, Tim. Now, I have got you. Nothing can happen.
Tim: All right. Ready?
Wilson: Yeah. Climb on.
Al: While Tim's climbing, Wilson, why don't you tell us something about your rock-climbing experiences?
Wilson: Well, Al, one of my favorites was when I was a park ranger working on Mount Rushmore and I was attempting to climb Abraham Lincoln's upper lip. Well, I faltered. But, luckily, I was able to save myself by gaining a toehold on his wart.
Tim: Boy, this is a lot of fun, Wilson! Can I get a little more rope?
Al: Well, Tim, you don't want to go too far off to the side. You don't want to get above your anchor.
Wilson: You know, Al's right, Tim. Should you let go...
Tim: Let go? [screaming] We'll be right back after these messages from Binford Tools.
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Quote from Wilson
Tim: Wilson, thank you very much for being a guest on today's show.
Wilson: Oh, Tim, it's my pleasure. You know, I have many relatives living in Sweden. They're gonna be so thrilled to see me on TV. Some of them have never seen my face.
Quote from Tim
Jill: If the show's a big hit in Europe, does that mean we finally get to go there?
Tim: Yeah! We can go to England and visit the Aston Martin factory. Italy, the Ferrari plant. A romantic weekend in Stuttgart at the Porsche factory.
Jill: That's about as romantic as touring a sausage factory.
Tim: We can do that too. On the way home, we'll swing by Poland.
Quote from Brad
Tim: Hey, guys. I got the mail. There's a package from Sweden. You know what that means?
Brad: You won the Nobel Prize again?