Wilson: Now, Tim, as you climb, make sure your hands and your toes are securely on your holes. And propel yourself upwards by using your legs thusly. OK, now I'm gonna take up the slack here, Tim. Now, I have got you. Nothing can happen.
Tim: All right. Ready?
Wilson: Yeah. Climb on.
Al: While Tim's climbing, Wilson, why don't you tell us something about your rock-climbing experiences?
Wilson: Well, Al, one of my favorites was when I was a park ranger working on Mount Rushmore and I was attempting to climb Abraham Lincoln's upper lip. Well, I faltered. But, luckily, I was able to save myself by gaining a toehold on his wart.
Tim: Boy, this is a lot of fun, Wilson! Can I get a little more rope?
Al: Well, Tim, you don't want to go too far off to the side. You don't want to get above your anchor.
Wilson: You know, Al's right, Tim. Should you let go...
Tim: Let go? [screaming] We'll be right back after these messages from Binford Tools.