Tim Quote #2397
Quote from Tim in Totally Tool Time
Tim: Welcome back to Tool Time. Al's shoulder piece is not quite ready in the steamer. But the clams are close. Mmm-mm-mm! Ooh, it's hot in there! Now it's time to move on to a segment of the show we call Man at His Leisure.
Al: Today we're gonna show you an outdoor leisure activity that's recently been brought inside: rock climbing.
Tim: And to tell us more about it is expert rock climber, Wilson Wilson, Junior.
Wilson: Hidy-ho, neighbor!
Tim: Thanks for dropping in, Wilson.
Wilson: Mm-hm.
Tim: Well, that's pretty complicated looking equipment. Am I gonna get to try this?
Wilson: Yes, indeedy, Tim. Now, what I'm going to do is to take this rope which is attached to your harness by means of a device we call the carabiner.
Tim: Now, they use these same things in sailing. Out there they gotta watch out for the Pirates of the Carabiner.
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Quote from Wilson
Tim: Wilson, thank you very much for being a guest on today's show.
Wilson: Oh, Tim, it's my pleasure. You know, I have many relatives living in Sweden. They're gonna be so thrilled to see me on TV. Some of them have never seen my face.
Quote from Tim
Jill: If the show's a big hit in Europe, does that mean we finally get to go there?
Tim: Yeah! We can go to England and visit the Aston Martin factory. Italy, the Ferrari plant. A romantic weekend in Stuttgart at the Porsche factory.
Jill: That's about as romantic as touring a sausage factory.
Tim: We can do that too. On the way home, we'll swing by Poland.
Quote from Brad
Tim: Hey, guys. I got the mail. There's a package from Sweden. You know what that means?
Brad: You won the Nobel Prize again?