Jill Quote #761
Quote from Jill in The Flirting Game
Dr. Matthews: Back to our old look, are we?
Jill: Yes, we are. You know, I wavered for a minute there. But, um, the truth is I object to women who flaunt their sexuality to get something. I know because I have been one of those women at least three times this week.
Dr. Matthews: I'm not sure I follow. Look, I don't want to get this job based on how well I flirt. I have worked too hard for that. I have excellent grades, top skills in data analysis and research. I have led three study groups. And there is not a professor that wouldn't give me a great reference.
Dr. Matthews: Jill...
Jill: If I get this job, I want it to be based on merit and not on this. [hikes skirt]
Dr. Matthews: What makes you so sure I'm not gonna base this on merit?
Jill: Well, I don't know that. I mean, I'm not, you know, absolutely... sure. [clears throat] OK, here's the deal. This all started when my husband bought this Wonder Cleaning stuff from this really, super sexy saleswoman. She was doing that hair flip thing. And then I got stopped for speeding. And I did the hair flip thing. Then I saw Brenda. She's doing the hair flip, so...
Dr. Matthews: Jill, this may shock you, but there are men who hire women based on qualifications and not on how well they flirt.
Jill: And you would be one of those men. It is so nice to meet you. I knew the moment I saw you you would be a man of great character and wisdom.
Dr. Matthews: And I don't hire based on flattery either.
Jill: No, of course not!
Home Improvement Quotes
‘The Flirting Game’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: It went well. They're gonna bring me to meet Dr. Matthews.
Patty: Oh. Well, you're a shoo-in. You know more about psychology than half of the professors here. How do you know so much about abnormal behavior?
Jill: Have you met my husband?
Quote from Tim
Tim: Hi again, and welcome back to Tool Time.
Al: Where we continue our look at antique tools.
Tim: These beautiful, handcrafted, antique tools came from a time when more power meant manpower. [grunts]
Al: Now, over here, we have two pedal-powered machines. This happens to be a pedal-powered scroll saw.
Tim: Over here is a lathe. Let me show you how this works. Take a seat here. Now, say you're making a table leg.
Al: You're making a table leg. [laughs]
Tim: It's like an exercise bike. While you're shaping your leg, your leg's getting shaped. [imitates Pee-wee Herman laugh]
Al: Now, over here we have an old rope-making machine. You simply turn the crank and three pieces of twine become one piece of rope.
Tim: In the time before television, families would sit around the rope machine and watch knots landing.
Quote from Tim
Tim: Tell us about this, Al.
Al: Well, this is an old hog oiler.
Tim: Now, how does this compare with the one in your mom's house?
Al: You see, the way these work is the hog comes up and it rubs against the rollers like so. And the skin becomes moist.
Tim: Oh. So, the hog actually looks at this as kind of an "oinkment." [Al laughs]