Dr. Matthews: Back to our old look, are we?
Jill: Yes, we are. You know, I wavered for a minute there. But, um, the truth is I object to women who flaunt their sexuality to get something. I know because I have been one of those women at least three times this week.
Dr. Matthews: I'm not sure I follow. Look, I don't want to get this job based on how well I flirt. I have worked too hard for that. I have excellent grades, top skills in data analysis and research. I have led three study groups. And there is not a professor that wouldn't give me a great reference.
Dr. Matthews: Jill...
Jill: If I get this job, I want it to be based on merit and not on this. [hikes skirt]
Dr. Matthews: What makes you so sure I'm not gonna base this on merit?
Jill: Well, I don't know that. I mean, I'm not, you know, absolutely... sure. [clears throat] OK, here's the deal. This all started when my husband bought this Wonder Cleaning stuff from this really, super sexy saleswoman. She was doing that hair flip thing. And then I got stopped for speeding. And I did the hair flip thing. Then I saw Brenda. She's doing the hair flip, so...
Dr. Matthews: Jill, this may shock you, but there are men who hire women based on qualifications and not on how well they flirt.
Jill: And you would be one of those men. It is so nice to meet you. I knew the moment I saw you you would be a man of great character and wisdom.
Dr. Matthews: And I don't hire based on flattery either.
Jill: No, of course not!