Jill Quote #698
Quote from Jill in Games, Flames and Automobiles
Ilene: Jill, maybe you're right. Maybe it is time for me to break it off with Al.
Jill: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no! Completely the wrong time.
Ilene: But you just said...?
Jill: Forget what I said. I say a lot of things. I don't mean any of 'em.
Ilene: So you don't mean what you're saying right now?
Jill: No. This is the only thing I've ever meant.
Ilene: Did Tim tell you something?
Jill: No. I know nothing. Nothing! And even if I did know something, I wouldn't be allowed to tell you.
Ilene: But I could guess? And you could nod? Is what you don't know a good thing? [Jill nods] Is this a very, very good thing? [Jill smiles and nods] Is this a call-your-parents, pick-out-a-china-pattern thing? [Jill nods excitedly] Oh, my God! No way! [screams] I am so happy!
Jill: I know. I know. [Ilene giggles as she runs out of the house]
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Games, Flames and Automobiles’ Quotes
Quote from Al
Al: Boy, this is great! I'm telling you, the phones are ringing off the hook! I never thought this game would catch fire so soon.
Tim: Well, it did.
Al: What do you need to talk to me about?
Tim: Well, I think they might have put the wrong wire in it. It's defective. We played it last night and it caught fire.
Al: Caught fire? Everything you do catches fire.
Quote from Heidi
Heidi: Good show, Al.
Al: Thank you.
Heidi: Tim, do you want the big ice pack or the small ice pack today?
Tim: Ow. I'll take the small one. It's just my head.
Quote from Wilson
Jill: Oh, come on! We've been at this for 11 hours. I need a break.
Tim: What you need is some hot coffee. Look how fast Wilson's working.
Wilson: [speaks rapidly] You know, I never was much of a coffee drinker. In fact, this if the first time I've ever had one full cup, let alone eight cups. It was really quite invigorating. It reminds me of the Buddhist monks after Zen meditation.
Tim: No more coffee for Wilson.
Wilson: I need chocolate and I need it now!
Ilene: Al's gonna be so touched when he sees his friends have fixed all his games.
Wilson: Well, Euripides said, "True friendship is shown in times of trouble: prosperity is full of friends."