Al: Boy, this is great! I'm telling you, the phones are ringing off the hook! I never thought this game would catch fire so soon.
Tim: Well, it did.
Al: What do you need to talk to me about?
Tim: Well, I think they might have put the wrong wire in it. It's defective. We played it last night and it caught fire.
Al: Caught fire? Everything you do catches fire.

Jill: Oh, come on! We've been at this for 11 hours. I need a break.
Tim: What you need is some hot coffee. Look how fast Wilson's working.
Wilson: [speaks rapidly] You know, I never was much of a coffee drinker. In fact, this if the first time I've ever had one full cup, let alone eight cups. It was really quite invigorating. It reminds me of the Buddhist monks after Zen meditation.
Tim: No more coffee for Wilson.
Wilson: I need chocolate and I need it now!
Ilene: Al's gonna be so touched when he sees his friends have fixed all his games.
Wilson: Well, Euripides said, "True friendship is shown in times of trouble: prosperity is full of friends."

Heidi: How about you, Al? Got anything planned?
Al: Aw, just going up to my cabin, all by myself, thinking about how the best years of my life have slipped away.
Heidi: Well, have fun.
Al: [sighs] You hate seeing me like this, don't you?
Tim: Yes, I do. That's why I'm leaving.
Al: All right, all right. I know you're not going to be able to rest until you know what's bothering me. I'm depressed because I have that big birthday coming up. You know, the big three-seven.
Tim: "The big three-seven"? Generally, the big birthdays would be the big three-O, the big four-O.
Al: I've just always marched to the beat of a different drummer.
Tim: Maybe it's time you marched to the couch of a psychiatrist.