Tim Quote #1975
Quote from Tim in Fear of Flying
Al: Ladies and gentlemen, let's have a warm welcome for the crew of the Columbia.
Tim: First, let's welcome Ken Bowersox, who's been here with us before on Tool Time. He was with the space shuttle Endeavor last time. Welcome aboard.
Ken Bowersox: Thank you, Tim. For the record, I'd just like to say that you did try to steal that tool.
Tim: [chuckles] And for the record, I'd just like to say "Bowersox" is still a real funny name. Next to Ken is Cady Coleman. And next to her is Kathryn Thornton, who's spent over a 1,000 hours in space.
Kathryn Thornton: That's right, Tim. Tim, but 21 of those hours were outside the cabin.
Tim: Anything to get away from Ken, huh?
Kathryn Thornton: No, Tim. We were doing things like trying to repair the Hubble Space Telescope.
Tim: Ah, you don't have to cover for him.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Fear of Flying’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Well, Jill, as an experienced pilot, I can assure you that learning with a licensed instructor is quite safe.
Jill: I didn't know you were a pilot.
Wilson: Oh, yes, indeedy. I've logged over a 1,000 hours since I flew spy planes during the war.
Jill: You were a spy?
Wilson: Mm-hmm.
Jill: Which war?
Wilson: I'm not at liberty to say.
Quote from Jill
Mark: And they let us go up in one of those turboprops.
Jill: Ooh! One of those simulator things?
Tim: No. A little plane.
Jill: You took him up in a little plane?
Tim & Mark: Yeah.
Jill: Those things are disasters waiting to happen. They're like Tool Time with wings.
Quote from Tim
Tim: You know what happens when a mother babies her son like this? He turns into Al.