Tim Quote #1806
Quote from Tim in Room Without a View
Tim: Well, there's a very important check list about weird stuff that happens in the basement. And without that information, it can be a pretty creepy place. What do you say we go over these items one by one?
Randy: That'd be great. How about we start with sounds?
Tim: Good one. All right, come on. Get your pillow. Now, this sound is very common: Gas furnace, number one.
Randy: Got it.
Tim: Number two. Tink-tink tonk-tonk-tonk-tonk... Air in the pipes. Don't worry about that.
Randy: Great.
Tim: This one. [gulping]
Randy: What basement sound is that?
Tim: That wouldn't be the basement. That would be coming from my room. I was trying to digest your mom's meat loaf. And don't worry about this one either. [door creaks] That's just the big blood-sucking bat coming down to get you in the basement.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Room Without a View’ Quotes
Quote from Randy
Tim: Son, your new basement room. Step in.
Randy: Whoa, Dad! This is great! A boy's bunker, a lad's pad, a kid's castle...
Tim: Hey, Randy. It's my show, OK?
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: You know, Tim, I'm reminded of the great Winston Churchill. He said you could take the most gallant sailor, the most intrepid airman, the most audacious soldier, put them at a table together - what do you get?
Tim: Throw in a cowboy and a policeman, you got the Village People playin' poker.
Wilson: No, Tim. What you get is the sum of their fears.
Tim: I don't understand.
Wilson: What I'm saying, Tim, if these men had been able to admit their fears, they would've realized there was no reason to be ashamed of them. [owl screeches]
Tim: Woo-hoo! That scared me.
Wilson: Oh, boy! It scared me, too.
Tim: And I'm not ashamed to admit it... although, I do have to change my pants.
Quote from Tim
Randy: That's it, Dad. I've had it. I can't live with this little dweeb anymore.
Tim: Hey, it's not that bad. A little puddle in the middle of it. You can still read the outside of it. There you go. "The Senate today was rocked by scandal as two members... [mumbles]" Talk about your yellow journalism.