Tim Quote #1805
Quote from Tim in Room Without a View
Tim: You know, when I was a kid I got scared a lot. Ooh, boy!
Randy: Really? What were you scared of?
Tim: Mostly my grandma and grandpa's house. They lived in this big old house. The attic was really cool. It had an arched roof, tin ceiling that made noise in the rain. Big fans. Lot of fun to play with in the daytime, but you couldn't force me up there at night. Oh, boy!
Randy: How come?
Tim: Oh, it was a real creepy place. And Grandpa didn't help. He told me there was a big blood-sucking bat up there. And he wasn't talking about Grandma.
Randy: So, you fell for Grandpa's blood-sucking bat story, huh? When he told me that I wasn't scared at all.
Tim: Yeah, but when he told it to me, he didn't have his teeth in. [hissing]
Randy: So I guess you eventually got over your fear of attics?
Tim: Didn't have to. A tornado took the top of the house off... bats and all.
Randy: So I guess you're not afraid of attics anymore.
Tim: Nope. Terrified of tornadoes but...
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Room Without a View’ Quotes
Quote from Randy
Tim: Son, your new basement room. Step in.
Randy: Whoa, Dad! This is great! A boy's bunker, a lad's pad, a kid's castle...
Tim: Hey, Randy. It's my show, OK?
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: You know, Tim, I'm reminded of the great Winston Churchill. He said you could take the most gallant sailor, the most intrepid airman, the most audacious soldier, put them at a table together - what do you get?
Tim: Throw in a cowboy and a policeman, you got the Village People playin' poker.
Wilson: No, Tim. What you get is the sum of their fears.
Tim: I don't understand.
Wilson: What I'm saying, Tim, if these men had been able to admit their fears, they would've realized there was no reason to be ashamed of them. [owl screeches]
Tim: Woo-hoo! That scared me.
Wilson: Oh, boy! It scared me, too.
Tim: And I'm not ashamed to admit it... although, I do have to change my pants.
Quote from Tim
Randy: That's it, Dad. I've had it. I can't live with this little dweeb anymore.
Tim: Hey, it's not that bad. A little puddle in the middle of it. You can still read the outside of it. There you go. "The Senate today was rocked by scandal as two members... [mumbles]" Talk about your yellow journalism.