Jill Quote #575
Quote from Jill in Sisters and Brothers
Carrie: Look, I didn't mean to make you feel bad. I think it's great that you're happy being like Mom.
Jill: Oh, please. Don't use the M word. I mean, just because you jet around and you have this glamorous life and I'm, well, a wife and a mother, why does that make me like Mom?
Carrie: Well, why do you assume I have such a glamorous life? I mean, I spend half my time trying to figure out what time zone I'm in. You know, I've lived in my apartment for five years and I still haven't unpacked. Do you have any idea what it's like to live surrounded by boxes? [they look around]
Jill: Look, I gotta admit it. I've been really jealous of you. I mean, it was hard for me when you would call me and tell me you were photographing Mick Jagger under a waterfall in Tahiti. I dreaded that moment when you'd say, "What are you up to?" and all I had to talk about about diaper rash.
Carrie: Yeah, I dreaded that moment too.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Sisters and Brothers’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Tim: Just great. Look at the time, huh? Now it's off to work I go without my "hi-de-ho."
Quote from Al
Tim: All right. Let's give a big, warm Tool Time welcome for Cal "He's gotta be better-looking than Al" Borland. I don't see any family resemblance, do you?
Al: Well, actually, I take after Father and Cal looks like Mother.
Tim: And a fine-looking woman she is. Come on, Cal. You wanna tell us about growing up with Al?
Cal: I don't think so, Tim. [Al and Cal snort]
Al: [laughs] He's got that Borland humor.
Tim: Yeah, the kind that isn't funny.
Quote from Wilson
Tim: Could I talk to Wilson for a minute? I got a couple of minutes before I go to work.
Jill: You'll have to wait.
Tim: I can't wait.
Jill: I'm sorry, we only have one Wilson and I'm using him.
Wilson: You know, neighbors, I am a friend. I'm not a rest room.
Jill: I'm sorry, Wilson. Tim, come on, I know you wanna talk to Wilson about me, but I was here first.
Tim: Well, hurry up. I don't know how long I can hold it.