Brad: Now, we'll be using a number nine medium-tooth blade in our scroll saw.
Tim: Right. Welcome to the Scroll Saw Grand Prix, starring championship driver Brad Taylor. He was in pole position at his first cut. Notice how he keeps his fingers away from the blade, on the advice of his crew chief "Three Fingers" Morgan. A lousy crew chief but a great bowler. As he comes around that corner, there's no one even near him. Can he hold the race to the end? We don't know. Watch this, for the grand... [makes engine noises] Watch out! The finish line... Checkered flag! Good work.
Brad: Thanks, Dad.
Tim: You know, watching that amazing scrolling, I'm thinking maybe I'll make Mom a heart instead of a pipe rack.
Brad: Well, aren't you gonna trace your design first?
Tim: Son, you been scrolling as long as I have, you don't need to waste time tracing. I want you to be my commentator.
Brad: All right. Welcome to the Scroll Saw 500. Tim Taylor's at the wheel. Uh-oh! All the other scrollers are leaving the track! They're afraid for their lives! Now, the race is up to Tim Taylor. All he has to do is finish the heart and the victory's his. Now, let me tell you, I bet my dad's gonna make a great-looking heart. He's at the finish line. Is it great? Um, Dad. That doesn't look like a heart. It looks more like a kidney.
Tim: Well, yes, it does. Well, a heart says, "I love you," but a kidney says, "I gotta go."
Brad: Well, guess what. And so do we. We'll be right back after these words from Binford.