Tim Quote #1382
Quote from Tim in Quibbling Siblings
Tim: Welcome to Tool Time. I am Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor, and we have a special treat for you today. Al's not here! [a man in the audience goes to leave] Hey, pal, sit back down! Got a special guest assistant for you. I want you to give a big, warm Tool Time welcome to my oldest boy, Brad "The Tool Boy" Taylor!
Brad: Hi, everyone.
Tim: Well, it's Craft Week here on Tool Time, and we're doing our salute... to scroll saws. That's right. We're gonna show you how to use a Binford 6100 scroll saw. Brad, why don't you tell us what a scroll saw can do?
Brad: It's used for cutting out intricate patterns in wood.
Tim: Right. You can also cut out intricate patterns in coat racks, hat racks, pipe racks, or Tyrannosaurus Rex. What manly design are you cutting out?
Brad: A heart for my girlfriend Ashley.
Tim: Can't get much more manly than that.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Quibbling Siblings’ Quotes
Quote from Randy
Tim: What are we waiting for?
Randy: Well, it's gonna take a minute to boot up. I still have that old I30 chip in it. Not much power.
Tim: Are you saying this thing needs more power? Lemme open it up. I can make this thing go faster.
Randy: Well, why don't we just save you the trouble and throw it up against the wall?
Quote from Brad
Tim: I want to thank our special guest Brad Taylor, who filled Al's tool belt admirably. With a few notches left over, I might add. [Heidi stands next to Brad]
Heidi: Goodbye, everybody.
Brad: Nee you sex time. See you next time.
Tim: Bye, folks.
Quote from Tim
Tim: What we have here, honey, is a simple case of sibling rivalry.
Jill: Exactly.
Tim: Which just proves, Ms. Straight-A Student, that I might know just about as much about psychology as you do.
Jill: Oh, really? What causes sibling rivalry?
Tim: Having more than one kid.