Jill Quote #487
Quote from Jill in Borland Ambition
Tim: Well, I got the goodies for the kids and I got a little something special for you.
Jill: What? Chocolate-covered marshmallow pumpkins? I didn't know they made these any more. Where did you find them?
Tim: Little candy store in Windsor.
Jill: You drove to Canada to get me these?
Tim: Aw, shucks. I'd drive to Europe if it would put a little smile on your face.
Jill: What do you want?
Tim: It's like this. You know how me buying that put a little smile on your face? There's something I'd like to buy that would put a smile on my face.
Jill: What would that be?
Tim: A hardware store.
Jill: Take the candy back to Canada.
Tim: Listen, for a mere 15 grand we can own 20% of Harry's Hardware.
Jill: And while you're in Canada you can file for citizenship.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Borland Ambition’ Quotes
Quote from Al
Al: Why don't I get my coat and we'll lock up?
Tim: Hey, wait a minute. Go on. You go on. I'll lock up for you.
Al: You want me to leave you alone in my hardware store?
Tim: Yes, I do.
Al: I don't think so, Tim.
Quote from Tim
Tim: What's up?
Al: Well, I stopped by to find out, are you going to invest in Harry's Hardware?
Tim: It's a possibility.
Jill: Completely out of the question.
Tim: We're still discussing it.
Jill: Over my dead body.
Tim: She's on the fence.
Quote from Benny
Al: Uh, Harry, can, um... Can we have a little business meeting?
Harry: Sure. Step into my office. [moves over a step] OK, what is it?
Al: Well, I'm just thinking that, um, if we sell everything at cost, we won't make a profit. Well, I'm just saying that if we give Tim a discount, where does it stop? Your relatives? My relatives? Benny?
Benny: You don't have to worry about me. I never buy anything.