Tim: Well, I got the goodies for the kids and I got a little something special for you.
Jill: What? Chocolate-covered marshmallow pumpkins? I didn't know they made these any more. Where did you find them?
Tim: Little candy store in Windsor.
Jill: You drove to Canada to get me these?
Tim: Aw, shucks. I'd drive to Europe if it would put a little smile on your face.
Jill: What do you want?
Tim: It's like this. You know how me buying that put a little smile on your face? There's something I'd like to buy that would put a smile on my face.
Jill: What would that be?
Tim: A hardware store.
Jill: Take the candy back to Canada.
Tim: Listen, for a mere 15 grand we can own 20% of Harry's Hardware.
Jill: And while you're in Canada you can file for citizenship.