Tim Quote #706
Quote from Tim in Karate or Not, Here I Come
Mark: If Artie pushes me, I'm gonna give him a karate chop.
Tim: You're not ready to karate chop anybody yet. You don't know enough about karate. But you're learning. You're gonna know pretty soon.
Mark: Then I'll beat him up, I guess.
Tim: No, no, no, no, no. With guys like Artie, once they know that you have the skill to actually beat them up, you don't have to. Then you have the confidence to just stand there, and they walk away, you know? Karate does give you more power, but it's wisdom that teaches you when to use the power. That's according to Greek historian, Hippopotamus.
Mark: What are we gonna do in case he pushes me today?
Tim: Just wave those socks in front of him. Boy.
Mark: Dad, come on.
Tim: You got a fish in there?
Mark: Dad.
Tim: Recite the state capitals.
Mark: I don't know them.
Tim: Then walk away from it, OK?
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Quote from Al
Tim: Welcome to Tool Time. I'm your host, Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. 'Course, you all know my assistant, Al "I live for Bingo" Borland. Here on Tool Time, we've showed you many different ways to cut wood, but nothing as fun as today. Al, if we were gonna cut that piece of pine, what would you select?
Al: Well, Tim, I'd probably use the Binford 2,200 Circular Saw.
Tim: Mm, good choice. Ooh, but what if we had blown a fuse?
Al: I see, we're at your house.
Quote from Al
Al: Mr. Cho is here to publicize the karate demonstration this Tuesday night at the Fox Theater to benefit the Children's Hospital.
Tim: That's right. Karate. Boy, there's a sport with more power. [grunts]
Robert Cho: That's right, Tim. But the secret is to channel that power through focus and concentration.
Tim: Yeah. Two things I excel at.
Al: Well, that and driving yourself to the hospital while bleeding.
Quote from Jill
Jill: Why are you all so fascinated with fighting? I don't want anybody to beat anybody up. What is wrong with you people? You make me sick. I just want you to love each other, you big bunch of jerks!