Al Quote #81
Quote from Al in Karate or Not, Here I Come
Tim: Welcome to Tool Time. I'm your host, Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. 'Course, you all know my assistant, Al "I live for Bingo" Borland. Here on Tool Time, we've showed you many different ways to cut wood, but nothing as fun as today. Al, if we were gonna cut that piece of pine, what would you select?
Al: Well, Tim, I'd probably use the Binford 2,200 Circular Saw.
Tim: Mm, good choice. Ooh, but what if we had blown a fuse?
Al: I see, we're at your house.
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‘Karate or Not, Here I Come’ Quotes
Quote from Al
Al: Mr. Cho is here to publicize the karate demonstration this Tuesday night at the Fox Theater to benefit the Children's Hospital.
Tim: That's right. Karate. Boy, there's a sport with more power. [grunts]
Robert Cho: That's right, Tim. But the secret is to channel that power through focus and concentration.
Tim: Yeah. Two things I excel at.
Al: Well, that and driving yourself to the hospital while bleeding.
Quote from Jill
Jill: Why are you all so fascinated with fighting? I don't want anybody to beat anybody up. What is wrong with you people? You make me sick. I just want you to love each other, you big bunch of jerks!
Quote from Jill
Daphne: Hey, if stick boy can't take it, get him out of here.
Jill: He did it again! Hey, come on. Tell your kid to stop playing dirty.
Daphne: Listen, they are just having fun. Artie is not gonna hurt stick boy.
Jill: Would you stop calling my kid "stick boy"?
Daphne: Then feed him something. Face it, lady. Your kid's a weenie. Artie just gave him a little tap.
Jill: Well, how would you like it if somebody gave you a little tap, huh? [slaps her face] Is that fun?
Daphne: Don't touch me, lady.
Jill: Hey, don't shove me.
Daphne: Get out of my face.
Jill: Why don't you tell that to your breakfast doughnut?
Tim: Hey, hey, honey. Stop it!
Daphne: Hyah! [swings her purse and hits Tim]