Mark: If Artie pushes me, I'm gonna give him a karate chop.
Tim: You're not ready to karate chop anybody yet. You don't know enough about karate. But you're learning. You're gonna know pretty soon.
Mark: Then I'll beat him up, I guess.
Tim: No, no, no, no, no. With guys like Artie, once they know that you have the skill to actually beat them up, you don't have to. Then you have the confidence to just stand there, and they walk away, you know? Karate does give you more power, but it's wisdom that teaches you when to use the power. That's according to Greek historian, Hippopotamus.
Mark: What are we gonna do in case he pushes me today?
Tim: Just wave those socks in front of him. Boy.
Mark: Dad, come on.
Tim: You got a fish in there?
Mark: Dad.
Tim: Recite the state capitals.
Mark: I don't know them.
Tim: Then walk away from it, OK?