Tim Quote #3457
Brad: Well, I'm ready for the big hockey game.
Jill: You can't wear that shirt. It's all stained.
Brad: Mom, these happen to be the soda stains from the '97 Stanley Cup finals.
Jill: That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. [Tim comes down in his own stained Red Wings shirt] With one possible exception. What are those? Blood stains?
Tim: Oh, yeah.
Brad: Yeah, that's when Yzerman bounced a puck off of Dad's chin.
Tim: Twice.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Neighbors’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Tim: But your neighbor has to look at this ugly thing though, huh?
Al: Maybe Wilson could plant some decorative ivy. Mother's always been partial to vines.
Tim: That's because she swings from them!
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Did you know that hockey originated with the Iroquois Indians? Their original term for the game was "hoghee."
Tim: The Iroquois, huh? What did they use for a puck? Buffalo chips?
Wilson: [chuckles] No. In the Iroquois version, they used actual human skulls.
Tim: Really?
Wilson: No!
Quote from Jill
Jill: If you're so worried about this, why don't you just go outside and talk to Wilson?
Tim: I tried to talk to him at work and he just ran off the set.
Jill: Well, you know, it's Wilson's property. Ultimately, if he wants to build this thing, I don't think there's much you can do about it.
Tim: Oh, really? I tell you one thing, when I jumpstart this brain, I can do anything.
Jill: So 100 years from now, Wilson's got trouble.