Brad: Well, I'm ready for the big hockey game.
Jill: You can't wear that shirt. It's all stained.
Brad: Mom, these happen to be the soda stains from the '97 Stanley Cup finals.
Jill: That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. [Tim comes down in his own stained Red Wings shirt] With one possible exception. What are those? Blood stains?
Tim: Oh, yeah.
Brad: Yeah, that's when Yzerman bounced a puck off of Dad's chin.
Tim: Twice.