Benny Quote #49
Quote from Benny in Thanks, but No Thanks
Tim: Wait a minute. Our family always spends Thanksgiving together. Now Marty's going to your house for Thanksgiving. He's taking a shower in the hardware store. Guys, what's up?
Benny: I'm not at liberty to say.
Tim: There's a donut in it for you.
Benny: Marty and Nancy split up and Marty's sleeping at the store. [eats donut]
Tim: I knew they were having trouble, but how did it come to this?
Benny: Well, in my view, Nancy projected repressed paternal conflicts onto the relationship, while Marty was still grappling with intimacy issues.
Tim: You watch too much Oprah.
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‘Thanks, but No Thanks’ Quotes
Quote from Brad
Brad: Here you go, Mark. Until Dad puts in the bunk bed, I'm lending you my good sleeping bag.
Mark: In other words, you get the bed.
Brad: Yeah, of course. The older brother always gets the bed.
Mark: That's not fair.
Brad: Okay. Stronger brother, better looking brother. Hey, I've got a million of them.
Mark: Yeah? Well, I'm smarter.
Brad: Then how come you're sleeping on the floor?
Quote from Tim
Tim: Ah, but it must be great spending the night with all these tools, huh? Waking up with the fresh smell of solvents. A rack of ball cocks. But why dream, you know? Jill's never gonna toss me out.
Quote from Jill
Jill: How was your day?
Tim: Not so good. Did you know that Marty is sleeping at the hardware store?
Jill: So you're jealous Harry didn't ask you first?