Quote from Brad in Thanks, but No Thanks
Brad: Here you go, Mark. Until Dad puts in the bunk bed, I'm lending you my good sleeping bag. Mark: In other words, you get the bed. Brad: Yeah, of course. The older brother always gets the bed. Mark: That's not fair. Brad: Okay. Stronger brother, better looking brother. Hey, I've got a million of them. Mark: Yeah? Well, I'm smarter. Brad: Then how come you're sleeping on the floor?