Benny Quote #48
Quote from Benny in Thanks, but No Thanks
Marty: Hey, Tim.Can't talk. New job. Gotta go! [exits]
Tim: Call me later! What's his new job?
Harry: He's working down at Stu's Fish Market deveining shrimp.
Tim: Why's his hair all wet?
Benny: Uh, sometimes they fight back.
Harry: No, no, no. He's helping me test out some of those new high-powered shower heads. The Binford 6100.
Tim: [grunts] Oh, yeah, yeah. It's a great thing. You switch it over to pulse, it'll blow the hair right off your legs.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Thanks, but No Thanks’ Quotes
Quote from Brad
Brad: Here you go, Mark. Until Dad puts in the bunk bed, I'm lending you my good sleeping bag.
Mark: In other words, you get the bed.
Brad: Yeah, of course. The older brother always gets the bed.
Mark: That's not fair.
Brad: Okay. Stronger brother, better looking brother. Hey, I've got a million of them.
Mark: Yeah? Well, I'm smarter.
Brad: Then how come you're sleeping on the floor?
Quote from Tim
Tim: Ah, but it must be great spending the night with all these tools, huh? Waking up with the fresh smell of solvents. A rack of ball cocks. But why dream, you know? Jill's never gonna toss me out.
Quote from Jill
Jill: How was your day?
Tim: Not so good. Did you know that Marty is sleeping at the hardware store?
Jill: So you're jealous Harry didn't ask you first?