Tim Quote #3101
Quote from Tim in All in the Family
Jeff: [on answer machine] Hey, bro. It's Jeff. Listen, I decided to take you up on your invitation to have dinner and watch the fight. Although I may be a little late because I have an appointment with my podiatrist. Tim, I've got a fungus infection between my toes that would just turn your stomach.
Tim: Just ignore him. He does that to get a rise out of me.
Jill: He won't.
Jeff: [on phone] It's unbelievable, Timmy! There's this yellow stuff oozing out of my toenails. Actually, it's more of a light green or a teal... Hard to describe on the phone, Tim. I'll show you tonight over dinner, okay? See ya.
Jill: That just put a lock on my window.
Tim: Hey, but Daddy's got the master key!
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‘All in the Family’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Tim: I'm not finished yet. I'm not finished yet. You know, just because a wood is coarse and unfinished doesn't make it inferior. You know, I believe this country was founded on the principle that all wood has the inalienable right to become a nice cabinet!
Al: What exactly is your point, Tim?
Tim: I mean that all wood is created equal, regardless of color, creed or burl. And fourscore and seven tables ago...
Al: We'll be right back to "Woodworking Week" after we medicate our host.
Quote from Jill
Carrie: Boy, I wish I could find a guy like him!
Tim: Yeah. Well, Carrie, when they made me, they broke the mold.
Jill: I believe you broke the mold.
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Jill, everybody picks up certain negative characteristics from their parents.
Jill: Yeah, well, I knew I picked up negative characteristics from my mother. I didn't know I'd gotten them from my father, too. That hardly seems fair.
Wilson: Right there. See, now, by identifying them, you make the first step to overcoming them. You know, it took me years of hard work to get rid of my father's annoying traits.
Jill: Really? What was he like?
Wilson: Odd man. Kept to himself. Never really let people see the whole person.