Quote from Tim in All in the Family
Jeff: [on answer machine] Hey, bro. It's Jeff. Listen, I decided to take you up on your invitation to have dinner and watch the fight. Although I may be a little late because I have an appointment with my podiatrist. Tim, I've got a fungus infection between my toes that would just turn your stomach. Tim: Just ignore him. He does that to get a rise out of me. Jill: He won't. Jeff: [on phone] It's unbelievable, Timmy! There's this yellow stuff oozing out of my toenails. Actually, it's more of a light green or a teal... Hard to describe on the phone, Tim. I'll show you tonight over dinner, okay? See ya. Jill: That just put a lock on my window. Tim: Hey, but Daddy's got the master key!