Tim Quote #3071
Quote from Tim in Whitewater
Jill: Look, if you didn't want to go rafting, why didn't you just tell me?
Tim: Oh, that would've gone over real well. "Honey, I know you busted your butt planning this whole thing, but I want to go to a NASCAR race by myself and feast on aerosol cheese."
Jill: Honey, it was your birthday. We could've done what you wanted.
Tim: It still is my birthday, and I want to stay in this bus.
Jill: I can't believe after 19 years of marriage, you still can't be honest with me.
Tim: I'm being honest with you right now.
Jill: Too late!
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‘Whitewater’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Friends, friends, friends, in the words of Benjamin Franklin, "We must all hang together or else we shall hang separately."
Quote from Heidi
Al: [snores]
Heidi: Does anybody know what time it is?
Jill: 5:00.
Quote from Tim
Al: All right! We're ready to raft, huh?
Tim: Al, Lewis and Clark didn't carry this much stuff.
Al: Yeah, well, they didn't spend 18 years in Boy Scouts.
Cub: Boy, you really prepared for this trip! You got some great equipment there.
Al: Well, when I go camping, I go Binford, huh? I first heard the call of the wild when I was eight years old.
Tim: That was your mom, wasn't it? "Al, the macaroni's ready!"