Tim Quote #3069
Quote from Tim in Whitewater
Jill: What kind of a boob would order a luxury bus on a camping trip?
Tim: Come on. Come on. Look at this thing. Detroit diesel-powered, convection oven, sleeps six...
Jill: A luxury bus on a camping trip?
Tim: Oh, but you hurt your back. I wanted you to be more comfortable.
Jill: No, no, no, no. There was no phone on that raft. You did this before I was hurt.
Tim: Okay, okay. I wanted me to be more comfortable.
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Wilson: Friends, friends, friends, in the words of Benjamin Franklin, "We must all hang together or else we shall hang separately."
Quote from Heidi
Al: [snores]
Heidi: Does anybody know what time it is?
Jill: 5:00.
Quote from Tim
Al: All right! We're ready to raft, huh?
Tim: Al, Lewis and Clark didn't carry this much stuff.
Al: Yeah, well, they didn't spend 18 years in Boy Scouts.
Cub: Boy, you really prepared for this trip! You got some great equipment there.
Al: Well, when I go camping, I go Binford, huh? I first heard the call of the wild when I was eight years old.
Tim: That was your mom, wasn't it? "Al, the macaroni's ready!"