Brad Quote #202
Quote from Brad in What a Drag
Brad: [on the phone] Hey, Eric. Yeah, it's Brad. No, no, no. I can't take you to that party. Yeah, I kinda got busted by my parents. Yeah. I won't be smoking pot for a while.
Tim: For a while?
Brad: Hey, I gotta go. [hangs up]
Jill: So, you're just gonna wait till we get off your back and start smoking again?
Tim: Brad, sit down, please.
Brad: Guys, come on. I mean, it's not like I'm doing hard drugs.
Tim: You don't have to do hard drugs to screw up your life.
Jill: Yep. And we know that from experience.
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Quote from Al
Al: Oh... I can't believe I touched this bag! Oh, now my prints are all over it! Oh, man!
Tim: Hey, hey, hey, hey! Calm down!
Al: You know, this makes me an accessory. I could be charged with with possession of illicit drugs!
Tim: Al, Al, Al, stop, stop! Think for a minute. You found marijuana on my property. What does that tell you?
Al: I can no longer run for political office.
Quote from Al
Al: Well, hey! What's this?
Tim: What's what, Al?
Al: Looks like oregano. Does Jill keep it out here so it stays fresh?
Tim: Let me see that. It's not oregano.
Al: Tarragon?
Tim: This is marijuana.
Al: Jill cooks with marijuana?!
Tim: No, you idiot. Somebody's hiding this out here.
Quote from Tim
Heidi: Welcome to Tool Time on location. Here we are in Tim's very own backyard.
Tim & Al: [air blowing at them] It's Storm Watch '98! [Tim signals for the fan to be turned off]
Tim: Hi. I am Tim "The Weatherman" Taylor. And of course, you all know my assistant, Al "Nino" Borland.
Al: That's right. And we're here to show you how to protect your house and property from the ravages of a winter storm. [Tim makes blowing noises]
Tim: It's gonna be a long winter. Al's mom saw her shadow. Which is hard to do because she can't see her feet at this point, can she?