Tim Quote #2838
Quote from Tim in Say Goodnight, Gracie
Jill: One of the therapists didn't show up for her group at 11:00. Can you cover for me?
Tim: I've never done therapy before. But how hard can it be?
Jill: I mean, can you cover for me with Gracie?
Tim: By myself?
Jill: Tim, you raised three kids.
Tim: I raised three boys. This is a little girl. I don't know about girls.
Jill: Everything is the same as with boys. You read to them. You feed them.
Tim: Is she potty trained?
Jill: She's four years old.
Tim: Well, Marty wasn't potty trained until he was, like, nine. And I still think he's wearing something at night.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Say Goodnight, Gracie’ Quotes
Quote from Randy
Jill: Hey, guys. Did, um, any of you see Tool Time today?
Randy: Unfortunately, yes.
Mark: Dad's lost it.
Brad: Yeah, it was his second girlie Tool Time in a row. I mean, what's next, a Pantyhose Week? Or a "Salute to Feminine Hygiene"?
Randy: I don't know about you, but I stop watching the day Dad turns to Al and says, "Do you feel fresh?"
Quote from Randy
Tim: [deep voice] No. Leave the girl alone. Give me my bamboo. My bamboo.
Gracie: Oh, Mr. Panda, thank you so much from saving me from Mr. Monkey.
Tim: Oh, don't thank me. Thank Mr. Tiger.
Gracie: That's Mr. Lion Cub.
Tim: Sorry. I've never been a lion cub before.
Randy: Well, I have. You know, I gotta tell you, it's a tough gig. Everyone expects you to be king.
Quote from Jill
Tim: I started thinking about what we missed by not having a daughter.
Jill: This from the man who used a magnifying glass on every one of my sonograms, praying for a prenatal winkie?