Randy Quote #371
Quote from Randy in Losing My Religion
Becky: Oh, Randy, hold on a sec. Elaine can't see anybody today.
Randy: Well, when should I come back?
Becky: She took a turn for the worse. She doesn't want visitors anymore.
Randy: But, I mean, come on, it's me. I'm her gin partner. I gotta win my money back.
Becky: I know. Listen, she told me to give you this.
[Randy takes Wilson's clown horn out of the bag and beeps out]
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Losing My Religion’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Tim: You know, there's a place where people get together and pray for God's protection.
Randy: Dad, I'm not going to church.
Tim: I was talking about Tool Time.
Quote from Jill
Jill: So what exactly are you going to be doing at the hospice?
Randy: I'll be spending my time with a woman named Elaine. You know, we'll play cards, watch videos.
Tim: Hey, why don't you take her some old Tool Time videos?
Jill: The woman has suffered enough.
Quote from Tim
Jill: What is this? I mean, you're not exactly Mr. Religious. I mean, half the time in church you fall asleep.
Tim: But I'm in the building, so I get credit.
Jill: [laughs] Is that what this is about?
Tim: That's God's plan.
Jill: God's plan?
Tim: Yes, you go to church, you get credit. You fall asleep, you lose a credit. You understand the sermon, you get extra credit. If you get enough credits, you can bypass hell and upgrade right to heaven.