Randy Quote #339
Quote from Randy in The Kiss and the Kiss Off
Antonio: Here we are. Two free waters.
Randy: Well, heh, the water looks good.
Lauren: Yeah.
Randy: Here's to your birthday.
[Lauren screams as Randy knocks over her glass of water and drenches her]
Randy: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Lauren: It's OK. It's OK. I'll just go to the ladies room and dry off.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘The Kiss and the Kiss Off’ Quotes
Quote from Al
Al: What is becoming of Al Borland? I mean, is my sensitivity being obliterated by my overwhelming masculinity?
Lisa: I don't think so, Al.
Quote from Tim
Jill: Tim, which do you think the audience is gonna be more excited about, your primered car or the two tool girls?
Tim: Come on! Tool Time, guys watching... The primered hot rod.
Jill: You are so sweet. I love that you rather look at cars than beautiful women.
Tim: Really?
Jill: Yeah.
Tim: You know what that also means?
Jill: What?
Tim: I'd leave you in a second if I met the right Corvette.
Quote from Tim
Jill: What would happen if Binford asked Bob Vila to come and co-host Tool Time whenever he felt like it?
Tim: I'd probably hit him in the head with a board like I did last time.