Jill: Tim, which do you think the audience is gonna be more excited about, your primered car or the two tool girls?
Tim: Come on! Tool Time, guys watching... The primered hot rod.
Jill: You are so sweet. I love that you rather look at cars than beautiful women.
Tim: Really?
Jill: Yeah.
Tim: You know what that also means?
Jill: What?
Tim: I'd leave you in a second if I met the right Corvette.

Randy: Uh... you know, Lauren, it's really great that we could have our first date on your birthday. I hope I picked the right restaurant.
Lauren: No. I love it. Are you OK? You seem a little tense.
Randy: I do? Why?
Lauren: You're buttering your hand.
Randy: Dry skin.

Jill: What would happen if Binford asked Bob Vila to come and co-host Tool Time whenever he felt like it?
Tim: I'd probably hit him in the head with a board like I did last time.