Tim Quote #2394
Quote from Tim in Totally Tool Time
Heidi: [theme song plays] Does everybody know what time it is?
Audience: Tool Time!
Heidi: That's right! Binford Tools is proud to present Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor! Whoo! [applause]
Tim: Thank you, everybody. Thank you, Heidi. Welcome to Tool Time. I am Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. And you all know my assistant, Al Borland. [audience cheering] Well, we have a very big show for you today.
Al: Yes, we do.
Tim: We're doing our annual salute... [belch sound effect] ...to men. We're guys with flies. [grunts] We like our beer out of a bottle. [grunting] Our chili out of a can! [grunting] But there's nothing we like better than smoked Swedish salmon with a little juniper on there, huh? Or is it called "yuniper?"
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Quote from Wilson
Tim: Wilson, thank you very much for being a guest on today's show.
Wilson: Oh, Tim, it's my pleasure. You know, I have many relatives living in Sweden. They're gonna be so thrilled to see me on TV. Some of them have never seen my face.
Quote from Tim
Jill: If the show's a big hit in Europe, does that mean we finally get to go there?
Tim: Yeah! We can go to England and visit the Aston Martin factory. Italy, the Ferrari plant. A romantic weekend in Stuttgart at the Porsche factory.
Jill: That's about as romantic as touring a sausage factory.
Tim: We can do that too. On the way home, we'll swing by Poland.
Quote from Brad
Tim: Hey, guys. I got the mail. There's a package from Sweden. You know what that means?
Brad: You won the Nobel Prize again?