Tim Quote #2099
Quote from Tim in Shopping Around
Lucille: You know, I didn't expect you home so early. Maybe I'll go over to Art's and surprise him.
Jill: Well, that would surprise him. But you don't want to do that.
Lucille: Why? Do you think he's in bed?
Tim: I'd bet on it.
Lucille: 9:30 on a Saturday night? I'm sure he's still up.
Tim: Mom, you can't go.
Lucille: Why not?
Tim: Because, gosh darn it! I miss you.
Jill: You should go see Art tomorrow.
Lucille: OK. I guess that can be done.
Tim: Great. Let's have some coffee. We'll talk about all the things we haven't talked about.
Lucille: OK. Why not start with how you two lived together before you got married?
Tim: [to Jill] Hey, you handle that. I'll make the coffee.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Shopping Around’ Quotes
Quote from Al
Al: It's gonna be great having you on the show, Wilson. You know, your sculptures are incredible.
Wilson: Well, thank you, Al. Ever since I was a young lad, it was always a dream of mine to create metal headwear.
Al: Well, ever since I started working with Tim, it's been a dream of mine to wear metal headwear.
Quote from Tim
Al: Well, you have a lot of hammers to choose from. This here is a ballpeen. This is a bumping hammer. Which one would you prefer?
Mr. Leonard: Well, actually, Al, I like to use both of them.
Tim: So, one hammer's not good enough for you?
Mr. Leonard: No, no, it isn't. Each hammer gives you something different.
Tim: Well, you know, there's a lot of good solid folks out there that think you should pick one hammer and stick with that.
Mr. Leonard: Well, I think they're crazy. I even use a riveting hammer. Sometimes I use a rubber mallet.
Tim: You'll just hammer with anything, won't you?
Mr. Leonard: What the hell are you talking about?
Tim: I'm talking about a guy I thought I knew. Not a guy that goes and picks up tools in restaurants and makes out with them.
Mr. Leonard: What?
Al: All right. OK. Well, I think it's time for another break. We'll be right back after these messages from Binford.
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: I thought Mr. Leonard was dating your mother.
Tim: That's what I thought. Last night I saw him kissing some other woman in a restaurant.
Wilson: Hmm. Well, it seems to me that Mr. Leonard probably has a problem with monogamy.
Tim: I don't care what kind of wood he uses. This guy's a role model, I've looked up to this guy.
Wilson: Well, Tim, I'm reminded of what the English essayist, Samuel Johnson, said about teachers of morality. Oftentimes they discourse like angels. But more often, they live like men.
Tim: The only problem is my mom's never been happier.