Quote from Wilson in Shopping Around
Wilson: I thought Mr. Leonard was dating your mother. Tim: That's what I thought. Last night I saw him kissing some other woman in a restaurant. Wilson: Hmm. Well, it seems to me that Mr. Leonard probably has a problem with monogamy. Tim: I don't care what kind of wood he uses. This guy's a role model, I've looked up to this guy. Wilson: Well, Tim, I'm reminded of what the English essayist, Samuel Johnson, said about teachers of morality. Oftentimes they discourse like angels. But more often, they live like men. Tim: The only problem is my mom's never been happier.