Tim Quote #2052
Quote from Tim in Fear of Flying
Tim: Well, you enjoyed the Tool Time episodes?
Fred Leslie: We watched them every night. It really helped us unwind after a hard day in space.
Tim: Let's take a look at that.
[video of the astronauts asleep in front of a monitor showing Tool Time in the International Space Station]
Tim: Ah, the Porta-Potti episode.
Ken Bowersox: We never slept better, Tim.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Fear of Flying’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Well, Jill, as an experienced pilot, I can assure you that learning with a licensed instructor is quite safe.
Jill: I didn't know you were a pilot.
Wilson: Oh, yes, indeedy. I've logged over a 1,000 hours since I flew spy planes during the war.
Jill: You were a spy?
Wilson: Mm-hmm.
Jill: Which war?
Wilson: I'm not at liberty to say.
Quote from Jill
Mark: And they let us go up in one of those turboprops.
Jill: Ooh! One of those simulator things?
Tim: No. A little plane.
Jill: You took him up in a little plane?
Tim & Mark: Yeah.
Jill: Those things are disasters waiting to happen. They're like Tool Time with wings.
Quote from Tim
Tim: You know what happens when a mother babies her son like this? He turns into Al.