Tim Quote #1496
Quote from Tim in Super Bowl Fever
Tim: We gotta keep it down, guys.
Benny: Good idea. Save our tooting for the game.
Tim: Well, I was thinking, maybe this time we keep our tooting to ourselves.
Al: What are you talking about?
Tim: Well, maybe when there's a big play, we all act like mimes.
Larry: What?
Al: You know, I love mimes. Especially when they get caught in that box.
Tim: Al, stay in the box, will you?
Jill: [over intercom] Tim? I think I'm gonna throw up.
Al: Is Jill sick?
Tim: No, she just doesn't like mimes.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Super Bowl Fever’ Quotes
Quote from Benny
Larry: Hey, Benny, turn on the surround sound just for the touchdown.
Al: Not too loud.
Benny: Is this the one? [sparks fly]
Tim: Hey, Benny!
Benny: Let me guess. You hooked it up yourself?
Quote from Benny
Benny: [gets under the covers] Hey, Jill. Would you like some hot sausage? It'll sweat the fever right out of you.
Quote from Wilson
Tim: Yeah, it's today. And Jill's all bent out of shape. Kicked my friends out. I had some guys over to watch the Super Bowl, she didn't like it 'cause she got flu.
Wilson: Mm. You know, I've got a touch of that myself, Tim. That's why I'm boiling up some bees.
Tim: Yeah. Boy, I'd swear I just heard you say "boiling up some bees." [laughs]
Wilson: Well, you know, I did. See, you steep the bees for 45 minutes in boiling water. Then you drink the liquid. It's an ancient Chinese remedy for nausea.
Tim: Sounds like an ancient Chinese cause of nausea.
Wilson: No, no, no, no, no, Tim. It makes a very delightful bee tea. The best part is, you don't have to add honey. [chuckles]