Tim Quote #1493
Quote from Tim in Super Bowl Fever
Tim: Honey?
Jill: [thermometer in mouth] Tim, I think I'm dying.
Tim: [mimics Jill] Jill, I can't understand a thing you said.
Jill: Oh, my God, it's 103.
Tim: Ooh.
Jill: Just threw up last night's lasagna. Boy, it tasted bad coming up.
Tim: Didn't taste all that good going down.
Jill: Thanks a lot.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Super Bowl Fever’ Quotes
Quote from Benny
Larry: Hey, Benny, turn on the surround sound just for the touchdown.
Al: Not too loud.
Benny: Is this the one? [sparks fly]
Tim: Hey, Benny!
Benny: Let me guess. You hooked it up yourself?
Quote from Benny
Benny: [gets under the covers] Hey, Jill. Would you like some hot sausage? It'll sweat the fever right out of you.
Quote from Wilson
Tim: Yeah, it's today. And Jill's all bent out of shape. Kicked my friends out. I had some guys over to watch the Super Bowl, she didn't like it 'cause she got flu.
Wilson: Mm. You know, I've got a touch of that myself, Tim. That's why I'm boiling up some bees.
Tim: Yeah. Boy, I'd swear I just heard you say "boiling up some bees." [laughs]
Wilson: Well, you know, I did. See, you steep the bees for 45 minutes in boiling water. Then you drink the liquid. It's an ancient Chinese remedy for nausea.
Tim: Sounds like an ancient Chinese cause of nausea.
Wilson: No, no, no, no, no, Tim. It makes a very delightful bee tea. The best part is, you don't have to add honey. [chuckles]