Tim Quote #1491
Quote from Tim in Super Bowl Fever
Tim: OK. Dave, how spicy is that bean dip of yours, buddy?
Dave Krieg: It's not too spicy at all.
Tim: It's got a little... [Tim gags and spits out the chips]
Dave Krieg: Uh, sorry, I lied. Think of it as a quarterback sneak.
Tim: Well, joking aside, guys... who's gonna come out on top this Sunday?
Kevin Pritchett: No contest. My stew, by three helpings.
Chris Spielman: No way. Your stew can't handle my tuna.
Dave Krieg: No, my beans'll blow you both out of the water. [they all bicker]
Tim: Well, it's teamwork like this that guarantees the Lions'll never be in the Super Bowl. We'll be right back after these words from Binford Tools.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Super Bowl Fever’ Quotes
Quote from Benny
Larry: Hey, Benny, turn on the surround sound just for the touchdown.
Al: Not too loud.
Benny: Is this the one? [sparks fly]
Tim: Hey, Benny!
Benny: Let me guess. You hooked it up yourself?
Quote from Benny
Benny: [gets under the covers] Hey, Jill. Would you like some hot sausage? It'll sweat the fever right out of you.
Quote from Wilson
Tim: Yeah, it's today. And Jill's all bent out of shape. Kicked my friends out. I had some guys over to watch the Super Bowl, she didn't like it 'cause she got flu.
Wilson: Mm. You know, I've got a touch of that myself, Tim. That's why I'm boiling up some bees.
Tim: Yeah. Boy, I'd swear I just heard you say "boiling up some bees." [laughs]
Wilson: Well, you know, I did. See, you steep the bees for 45 minutes in boiling water. Then you drink the liquid. It's an ancient Chinese remedy for nausea.
Tim: Sounds like an ancient Chinese cause of nausea.
Wilson: No, no, no, no, no, Tim. It makes a very delightful bee tea. The best part is, you don't have to add honey. [chuckles]