Tim Quote #1490
Quote from Tim in Super Bowl Fever
Tim: OK. Kelvin, can you give the audience just an example of some of the ingredients in your super-secret Super Bowl stew?
Kevin Pritchett: The two main ingredients are oysters and Spam.
Tim: Well, I guess the secret is why anybody'd want to taste that combination. [laughs]
Dave Krieg: Sorry, Pritch.
Tim: How many does that serve, Kelvin?
Kevin Pritchett: One.
Tim: So, Chris, why don't you tell us some of the ingredients in your tuna casserole?
Chris Spielman: Well, Tim, I only use the finest white-chunk albacore packed in fresh spring water.
Al: Well, perhaps you complement it with maybe a special type of gourmet cheese?
Chris Spielman: Uh, yes, I do. The cheese in a spray can.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Super Bowl Fever’ Quotes
Quote from Benny
Larry: Hey, Benny, turn on the surround sound just for the touchdown.
Al: Not too loud.
Benny: Is this the one? [sparks fly]
Tim: Hey, Benny!
Benny: Let me guess. You hooked it up yourself?
Quote from Benny
Benny: [gets under the covers] Hey, Jill. Would you like some hot sausage? It'll sweat the fever right out of you.
Quote from Wilson
Tim: Yeah, it's today. And Jill's all bent out of shape. Kicked my friends out. I had some guys over to watch the Super Bowl, she didn't like it 'cause she got flu.
Wilson: Mm. You know, I've got a touch of that myself, Tim. That's why I'm boiling up some bees.
Tim: Yeah. Boy, I'd swear I just heard you say "boiling up some bees." [laughs]
Wilson: Well, you know, I did. See, you steep the bees for 45 minutes in boiling water. Then you drink the liquid. It's an ancient Chinese remedy for nausea.
Tim: Sounds like an ancient Chinese cause of nausea.
Wilson: No, no, no, no, no, Tim. It makes a very delightful bee tea. The best part is, you don't have to add honey. [chuckles]