Jill Quote #520
Quote from Jill in 'Twas the Night Before Chaos
Lillian: Oh, there they go. Don't stay out too long. When you get back, you can help me put the icing on my famous sticky buns.
Boys: All right, Grandma.
Lillian: Now, don't worry, Jill. You can go back on your diet after Christmas.
Jill: I'm not on a diet, Mom.
Lillian: Oh! Oh, oh, well. Then you don't have to worry at all.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘'Twas the Night Before Chaos’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Marty: Band-Aids?
Jill: Um, upstairs, top three drawers.
Marty: Which room?
Jill: Every room.
Quote from Al
Tim: Merry Christmas. It's Yule time here on Tool Time.
Al: Merry Christmas. You know, Christmas always reminds me of my childhood. I used to build a snowman every year. I used a carrot for its nose, cookies for its eyes, licorice for its smile.
Tim: Ah, that's a great story, Al. Unfortunately, Al's mom usually ate the snowman.
Al: One year. She used the carrot to make coleslaw.
Quote from Brad
Brad: Hey, guys, get down here. Let's see what Grandma and Grandpa got us for Christmas.
Mark: Hear anything good?
Brad: [shakes box] No, I don't hear anything.
Brad & Randy: Clothes.