Tim Quote #1440
Quote from Tim in 'Twas the Night Before Chaos
Randy: Hey, hurry up, Mark, get outta there. I gotta go really bad.
Jill: Why don't you use your bathroom?
Randy: I can't. Aunt Nancy's in there giving the babies a bath.
Jill: Use ours.
Randy: Uncle Marty's in there, and he took five magazines with him.
Tim: Go get some of those stick matches. Whoo!
Home Improvement Quotes
‘'Twas the Night Before Chaos’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Marty: Band-Aids?
Jill: Um, upstairs, top three drawers.
Marty: Which room?
Jill: Every room.
Quote from Al
Tim: Merry Christmas. It's Yule time here on Tool Time.
Al: Merry Christmas. You know, Christmas always reminds me of my childhood. I used to build a snowman every year. I used a carrot for its nose, cookies for its eyes, licorice for its smile.
Tim: Ah, that's a great story, Al. Unfortunately, Al's mom usually ate the snowman.
Al: One year. She used the carrot to make coleslaw.
Quote from Brad
Brad: Hey, guys, get down here. Let's see what Grandma and Grandpa got us for Christmas.
Mark: Hear anything good?
Brad: [shakes box] No, I don't hear anything.
Brad & Randy: Clothes.