Jill Quote #490
Quote from Jill in Borland Ambition
Ilene: Al and I were supposed to go miniature golfing, but at the last minute he canceled. He's still at that stupid hardware store.
Jill: Oh, don't worry. This is all new to Al now, but he'll calm down in a couple of days.
Ilene: I don't think so. He's already canceled our date for tomorrow so he can work, and the night after that, and the night after that.
Jill: Tim, I think you should talk to him.
Tim: He won't listen to me either. He called me a selfish SOG.
Jill: What's an SOG?
Ilene: "Son of a gun." When Al gets mad, he's a real potty mouth.
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‘Borland Ambition’ Quotes
Quote from Al
Al: Why don't I get my coat and we'll lock up?
Tim: Hey, wait a minute. Go on. You go on. I'll lock up for you.
Al: You want me to leave you alone in my hardware store?
Tim: Yes, I do.
Al: I don't think so, Tim.
Quote from Tim
Tim: What's up?
Al: Well, I stopped by to find out, are you going to invest in Harry's Hardware?
Tim: It's a possibility.
Jill: Completely out of the question.
Tim: We're still discussing it.
Jill: Over my dead body.
Tim: She's on the fence.
Quote from Benny
Al: Uh, Harry, can, um... Can we have a little business meeting?
Harry: Sure. Step into my office. [moves over a step] OK, what is it?
Al: Well, I'm just thinking that, um, if we sell everything at cost, we won't make a profit. Well, I'm just saying that if we give Tim a discount, where does it stop? Your relatives? My relatives? Benny?
Benny: You don't have to worry about me. I never buy anything.