Ilene: Al and I were supposed to go miniature golfing, but at the last minute he canceled. He's still at that stupid hardware store.
Jill: Oh, don't worry. This is all new to Al now, but he'll calm down in a couple of days.
Ilene: I don't think so. He's already canceled our date for tomorrow so he can work, and the night after that, and the night after that.
Jill: Tim, I think you should talk to him.
Tim: He won't listen to me either. He called me a selfish SOG.
Jill: What's an SOG?
Ilene: "Son of a gun." When Al gets mad, he's a real potty mouth.