Tim Quote #1357
Quote from Tim in Borland Ambition
Tim: Are you outta your mind? You can't plug Harry's Hardware on Tool Time. This isn't your own personal forum, Al.
Al: What are you talking about? You use this show as your own personal forum all the time. Are you telling me that when I have something important going in my life I can't use this show?
Tim: Bingo.
[Tim and Al duck behind the wall after they realize the Tool Time audience is listening to them]
Al: You know what you are? You're a mean, selfish son of a gun. You're jealous because I have something you don't.
Tim: What? A beard and 50 extra pounds?
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Borland Ambition’ Quotes
Quote from Al
Al: Why don't I get my coat and we'll lock up?
Tim: Hey, wait a minute. Go on. You go on. I'll lock up for you.
Al: You want me to leave you alone in my hardware store?
Tim: Yes, I do.
Al: I don't think so, Tim.
Quote from Tim
Tim: What's up?
Al: Well, I stopped by to find out, are you going to invest in Harry's Hardware?
Tim: It's a possibility.
Jill: Completely out of the question.
Tim: We're still discussing it.
Jill: Over my dead body.
Tim: She's on the fence.
Quote from Benny
Al: Uh, Harry, can, um... Can we have a little business meeting?
Harry: Sure. Step into my office. [moves over a step] OK, what is it?
Al: Well, I'm just thinking that, um, if we sell everything at cost, we won't make a profit. Well, I'm just saying that if we give Tim a discount, where does it stop? Your relatives? My relatives? Benny?
Benny: You don't have to worry about me. I never buy anything.