Tim: Are you outta your mind? You can't plug Harry's Hardware on Tool Time. This isn't your own personal forum, Al.
Al: What are you talking about? You use this show as your own personal forum all the time. Are you telling me that when I have something important going in my life I can't use this show?
Tim: Bingo.
[Tim and Al duck behind the wall after they realize the Tool Time audience is listening to them]
Al: You know what you are? You're a mean, selfish son of a gun. You're jealous because I have something you don't.
Tim: What? A beard and 50 extra pounds?