Jill Quote #467
Quote from Jill in Don't Tell Momma
Tim: You know what we should do? Buy you a new car.
Jill: A new car?
Tim: Yeah. Anything you want. I promise you won't hear a peep out of me.
Jill: Even if I want a boring station wagon with no options?
Tim: Peep peep.
Jill: That's what I thought. No, I would rather just wait for the Nomad to be fixed.
Tim: I thought it was just a hunk of metal that you didn't like.
Jill: I didn't mean it when I said that. I was upset. Actually, I love the Nomad. I like it when I pull up to stoplights and those car guys are there. They always rev their engine. Then I rev my engine, and waste 'em off the line. [Tim grunts]
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‘Don't Tell Momma’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: Tim, why couldn't you just leave my car alone? Why do you have to obsess about a stupid little scratch? This is just a car. It's a hunk of metal used to haul kids to soccer practice.
Tim: This is not a hunk of metal! This used to be a classic.
Jill: It looks like a giant hot dog bun.
Quote from Tim
Tim: Look, look, this could've happened to anybody.
Jill: Yeah, anybody who parked under a crane. And what kind of a crane operator drops a three-ton beam anyway? You know, we should just sue that jerk for all he's worth.
Tim: Oh, we don't wanna do that.
Jill: Why not?
Tim: You married him.
Jill: Oh, no. You did this? You mean we've gotta pay for this?
Tim: I'm sure we got some beam-droppage thing in our insurance.
Quote from Randy
Brad: Um, I don't think the book is in the station wagon. I saw Mark with it.
Jill: What would Mark be doing with my abnormal psychology book?
Randy: Maybe trying to figure out what's wrong with him.