Tim Quote #3587
Quote from Tim in Don't Tell Momma
Al: Tim. What do you do when I do this? [knocks on his own helmet]
Tim: You yell, "Come on in."
Al: No, that means to use the main hoist.
Tim: Yeah, yeah.
Al: All right, now, what does it mean when I do this? [raises his arm, points a finger towards the ceiling and makes a circular motion]
Tim: Let's party! Ow!
Al: No! It means to hoist the main load.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Don't Tell Momma’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: Tim, why couldn't you just leave my car alone? Why do you have to obsess about a stupid little scratch? This is just a car. It's a hunk of metal used to haul kids to soccer practice.
Tim: This is not a hunk of metal! This used to be a classic.
Jill: It looks like a giant hot dog bun.
Quote from Tim
Tim: Look, look, this could've happened to anybody.
Jill: Yeah, anybody who parked under a crane. And what kind of a crane operator drops a three-ton beam anyway? You know, we should just sue that jerk for all he's worth.
Tim: Oh, we don't wanna do that.
Jill: Why not?
Tim: You married him.
Jill: Oh, no. You did this? You mean we've gotta pay for this?
Tim: I'm sure we got some beam-droppage thing in our insurance.
Quote from Randy
Brad: Um, I don't think the book is in the station wagon. I saw Mark with it.
Jill: What would Mark be doing with my abnormal psychology book?
Randy: Maybe trying to figure out what's wrong with him.